Village Idiot

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  what is the craziest book the dubbers ever published?

  by dogon in

  1. watchtower
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  so i was wondering what book is the nuttiest they ever printed?

  i know there are several in contention for first place but which is your vote for no 1?

  also if you don't mind post a bit of what is in the book you pick to show why you picked it.

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  Village Idiot

  @scratchme1010, here is a thread from 2013 on that topic: https://www.jehovahs-witness.com/topic/259269/will-jehovahs-witnesses-populate-other-planets?page=1
  
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  The Governing Body Of Jehovah's Witnesses Need To Ponder Over This Quote...

  by JW GoneBad in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  “making the decision to have a baby is momentous.

  it is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.” (elizabeth stone).

  melania trump quoted the above thought provoking expression!.

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  "Please God...do something about this! Teach these men (WTBTS and GB) how wrong they are!"

  I hear your outcry but these men are irredeemable and not worthy of any meaningful communication.
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  Words for the Day; please share

  by compound complex in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  greetings, word lovers:.

  in my job, i work with words and wrangle them into shape, well, in a manner of speaking.

  one word might be mistaken for another, a word with either a similar or identical sound.

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  Village Idiot

  I'm going to steal your steel!
  
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  Is This Something Or What?

  by snowbird in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  an almost 3-year old was watching a video on an obsolete phone given to him by his mama.. the video was of the joker manhandling spider man, the tyke's hero.. the villain and the hero were in a driveway that was similar to that of the house where tyke lived.. he handed the phone to his grandma, stating, "hold my iphone, grandma, while i go outside.".

  "to beat up the joker because he's getting on my nerves!".

  true story that i personally witnessed..

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  Village Idiot

  Cute.
  
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  Site Updates

  by Simon in

  1. forum
  2. announcements

  just a heads-up that i will be testing some updates this evening.. the nature of the changes means it's difficult to test every scenario in advance offline (translation: it's a lot more effort and i just can't be bothered) so i'm going to go with the "wing-it" approach:.

  deploy, check for errors, try to fix errors before anyone else notices them.. i can switch between the new and old version pretty quickly so if there are significant issues, i'll rollback and revert the changes while i work on the fixes.

  worse case is the pages won't display quite right (dates might be a giveaway) but a full page refresh should fix things.. http://www.refreshyourcache.com/en/home/.

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  Village Idiot

  I was able to receive a PM though.
  
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  Site Updates

  by Simon in

  1. forum
  2. announcements

  just a heads-up that i will be testing some updates this evening.. the nature of the changes means it's difficult to test every scenario in advance offline (translation: it's a lot more effort and i just can't be bothered) so i'm going to go with the "wing-it" approach:.

  deploy, check for errors, try to fix errors before anyone else notices them.. i can switch between the new and old version pretty quickly so if there are significant issues, i'll rollback and revert the changes while i work on the fixes.

  worse case is the pages won't display quite right (dates might be a giveaway) but a full page refresh should fix things.. http://www.refreshyourcache.com/en/home/.

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  Village Idiot

  My message box does not send messages (IE 10).
  
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  Words for the Day; please share

  by compound complex in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  greetings, word lovers:.

  in my job, i work with words and wrangle them into shape, well, in a manner of speaking.

  one word might be mistaken for another, a word with either a similar or identical sound.

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  Village Idiot

  Don't know if this has been posted before but here goes:

  Blew: To blow air.

  Blue: The color.

  To: Going to...

  Too: Me too.

  Two: The number.
  
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  Marrying yourself is now a thing....

  by James Mixon in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ok i'am old so i need some help to understand this new thing, what's the point in marrying yourself?

  this sound like a gb brain storm idea....i guess you can never commit adultery....

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  And if you play with yourself before self-marriage, would that be pre-marital sex?
  

  I guess so.
  
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  Marrying yourself is now a thing....

  by James Mixon in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ok i'am old so i need some help to understand this new thing, what's the point in marrying yourself?

  this sound like a gb brain storm idea....i guess you can never commit adultery....

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  I guess you can never commit adultery...
  

  Actually, you'll definitely be committing adultery if you have sex with anyone who is not yourself. It would be considered extramarital sex.
  
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  HA the good life --Cart witnessing

  by wannaexit in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  on my way home from work today, i saw the modern day pioneers having a grand old time, relaxing in the sun.

  two sprawled on one bench and the other two talking up a storm, with their iced cappuccino, just enjoying the day.

  the two carts were a number of feet away.

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  Would love to see a video of these clowns and their carts.